Ich hab es von meinem Schwager zugeleitet bekommen und weiß nicht wirklich wo es her stammt, aber ich find es niedlich:
The United States of America, a quality supplier of ideals of liberty a and democracy, would like to apologize for its 2001-2008 service outage.
The technical fault that led to this eight-year service interruption has been located, and the parts responsible were replaced Tuesday night, November 4. Early tests of the new install inicate that it is functioning correctly, and we expect it to be fully functional by mid-January.
We apologize for any inconvenience caused by the outage, and we look forward to resuming full service — and even to improving in years to come.
Thank you for your patience and understanding.