{"id":1028,"date":"2008-09-26T09:28:01","date_gmt":"2008-09-26T07:28:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/gekow.net\/2008\/09\/please-hold-the-line"},"modified":"2008-09-26T09:28:01","modified_gmt":"2008-09-26T07:28:01","slug":"please-hold-the-line","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/g.kowallek.com\/wp\/?p=1028","title":{"rendered":"&quot;please hold the line&quot;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wenn ich beim \u00f6rtlichen Handwerker anrufe und dort in der Wartemusik die oben erw\u00e4hnte Ansage bekomme mu\u00df ich irgendwie immer an die Deutsche R\u00f6hren AG denken.<\/p>\n<p>[youtube qNhxUKRnIBA &#8211; Loriot &#8211; Papa ante Portas]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wenn ich beim \u00f6rtlichen Handwerker anrufe und dort in der Wartemusik die oben erw\u00e4hnte Ansage bekomme mu\u00df ich irgendwie immer &#8230; <\/p>\n<p class=\"read-more-container\"><a title=\"&quot;please hold the line&quot;\" class=\"read-more button\" href=\"https:\/\/g.kowallek.com\/wp\/?p=1028#more-1028\" aria-label=\"Mehr Informationen \u00fcber &quot;please hold the line&quot;\">Weiterlesen &#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"pgc_sgb_lightbox_settings":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"series":[],"class_list":["post-1028","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein","masonry-post","generate-columns","tablet-grid-50","mobile-grid-100","grid-parent","grid-50"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/g.kowallek.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1028","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/g.kowallek.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/g.kowallek.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/g.kowallek.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/g.kowallek.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1028"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/g.kowallek.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1028\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/g.kowallek.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1028"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/g.kowallek.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1028"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/g.kowallek.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1028"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/g.kowallek.com\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fseries&post=1028"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}